Boys, I want to congratulate you on what is perhaps the finest piece of student television I've ever seen. [a shot of the Goths downing cough medicine], Even in the girls' bathroom! [takes Token by the arm and walks him away from the door] Look, Token, I, I know the guys are having trouble bringing this up with you, but uh... Well the thing is, Token, we... we really need to revamp your whole TV persona. P- Principal Victoria, can you explain how your administration fai-failed to see this p-p-pro-o-o... p-p-problem. We didn't think it was great before. I didn't come up with anything. That's not even TV! Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. [Student Conference Room 1-F, next morning. [returning from the kitchen to serve as cameraman] And we're cut! This is closed-circuit television for South Park Elementary School. Pharmacist [the show they're watching is Clyde's new show, Close-up Animals With a Wide Angle Lens Wearing Hats]. [his face buried in his hands] Butters, only gay little dweebs read the funnies! [in front of a weather map] Jimmy and Eric, it looks like a massive snow storm is headed South Park's way. Fellas, this is our chance! Fellas, are you sure all of this is eh-ethical? Mr. Meryl [deeper, whiter voice] No tornadoes, Eric, but interestingly enough, there is a low-pressure storm moving in over the Park County Valley. Oh yeah, sure, you're just buyin' that for your bad coughs, right? Parent-teacher conferences will be held this Wednesday night, from seven to nine. A significant quest in the game involves courting the Goth Kids' allegiance and choosing whether to bring them to the Humans or the Elves. "Hahahahahaaahaaa! [the boys turn and look at him] Crab people. Butters A bell sounds. [it's the footage from their own visit to the pharmacist for the medicine] Sexy Action School News reported the pharmacist to the South Park police, and he was immediately arrested! We're just giving them what they want. Now, if it's more of a lucid, speedy kind of high you're looking for, I do also carry the Daytab Cold and Flu. We should make up a bunch of reports about how dangerous it is to be alive. So kids, get a lot of playing in before you get grounded. From the creators of South Park, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, comes an epic quest to become… cool. To save our show, all we need to do is come up with the best idea for an episode ever! You guys, we watched Craig's show all night long. And now, let's get a look at the celebrity watch, with Butters. [a shot of Bebe and Red in the restroom. How do you know?! Everyone get your hair looking as fantastic as possible. S08E11 Quest for Ratings . Look, fellas, I've got a real problem with the direction our news show is going! I could watch this for days. In our efforts to compete with Craig's small-minded show, we've made a mockery of n-nununews reporting. Mr. Garrison Fellas! There's no shame in it, and I think it'll really help our ratings. [turns back to the table] Gah, I just don't get it. Oh, oh come'ere you! [smiles, turns around and walks away], [Stan then sees time-lapse footage of a ride through a city, then blooming flowers, then time-lapse footage of the reporters walking around the valley, then some weird graphics, then Cartman in degraded colors. [chugs down the cough syrup] Hohhh, it's all think and g-gooey. The Fractured But Whole … Apparently it doesn't matter how hard you work. Mr. Slave I want you to come up with an even better idea than the cough medicine story. This is closed-circuit television for South Park Elementary School. The news made for students, by students. We're making the news more appealing to students. I've been standin' out in front of the school for about ...two hours now ah, and I haven't seen any celebrities. It's just that it's kind of gay. [at a different, flashier desk] Eric, sources are speculating that third-grade student, Pete Thelman [his picture is shown], pees sitting down like a girl. All right! The boys are now asleep. Little miss no name deactivated. Kids don't care about the news, boys. This is South Park Elementary School closed-circuit television. Uhn, I'll keep my eyes open. Oh, looks like somebody else is doin' a little partyin' tonight. [enunciates each word as he writes it] Lie about celebrities. I read 'em all the time! And now, Super School News. Yeah, well, I've got an overall deal with the school, heh. Quest for Ratings) — эпизод 811 (№ 122) сериала «South Park», его премьера состоялась 17 ноября 2004 года [appears as a blob with echoing voice] Stan, are you getting good ideas? Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Uh, yeah, we need to come up with some ideas and inspiration, so we're gonna drink a bunch of cough medicine. That's not what you need to come up with ideas. Eric, the outfits are even skimpier than before, leaving very little to the imagination. That's what the sixth graders do behind the school at recess. Ubisoft has created the ultimate South Park experience. ... Games reviews Gaming School South Park Ubisoft. [the boys leave their seats and head out the doors. On me! And now. Woohoo! The kids pour into place, including Kenny.]. The boys are seated at the table once again, sitting in silence], This sucks. We've always been supercool to you! Does this mean we're still gonna get cancelled? Frankly, Jimmy, I don't know how we're gonna fit that in between cheerleader pie-eating and Who's got Skidmark Monday. Yeah! South Park: The Stick of Truth. Come on! [taps at his tablet several times with a pencil] Huh. [whistles] Come on! That Craig is a freakin' genius, I tell ya. I don't wanna keep havin' to come up with ideas for shows all the time. The boys turn around to look at the monitor. More on that later. Uh sorry, kids. Announcer. But that's... that's crap! [looks down at his body] Oh Jesus, where are my clothes?? Stick of Truth puts you in the role of a new kid whose family just moved to the town of South Park. That's not what you need to come up with ideas. Red-haired Goth Oh yeah, sure, you're just buyin' that for your bad coughs, right? Parents need to know that South Park is an animated satirical series that isn't meant for young kids.There are lots of mature themes, swearing, over-the-top cartoon violence, potty humor, and innuendo. BABY CRYING (Heard often whenever the PC Babies cry.) One such example includes "South Park" though some Christians I know would debate about this and perhaps about "Family Guy" and "The Simpsons." How about we do a show where we kill Butters? Quest was knowledgeable, hands-on, transparent, flexible, and ready to move ahead quickly. I'm gonna have to give you all F's in Extracurricular AV Class. [a shot of Tweek downing some cough syrup, then jumping in surprise and running away] Behind the school! Adam and his team promptly visited with us. The 2nd part of the Battle of The Fans trilogy. And now, for a look at what's on the menu for school lunch today, here's Stan Marsh. Everyone else hugs once. [laughs heartily]. We have to make due with the entertainingly absurd and easily digested South Park, as opposed to the genius bits of South Park. Find all the best video clips for "Quest for Ratings - South Park [S08E11]" at tv.getyarn.io. Half the school is high on cough medicine! That's not to say The Stick of Truth disappoints. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Tweek I know we can come up with way better ideas than Craig. Let's run naked through the street! Damnit, we have a journalistic responsibility to bring students the fa... the facts! [yawns loudly] Aww! Fellas, are you sure all of this ie eh- ethical? As it stands, it's still annoying. He sees a tunnel with yellow light, then a flash of plasma, then an aminated Mandelbrot design, then a prize-winning dog on a pedestal. They're like half crab, half people, and they live below the ground. And Kyle, the girls' basketball team just can't get it right. It bounces like a rubber ball]. He is known for co-creating South Park (1997–present) and co-developing The Book of Mormon (2011) with his creative partner Trey Parker.Stone was interested in film and music as a child and at high school, and attended the University of Colorado, Boulder, where he met Parker. Kyle? S08E07 Goobacks . Season 8 E 11 • 11/17/2004. Episode guide, trailer, review, preview, cast list and where to stream it on demand, on catch up and download. Super School News sounds dry. tunefind žádný komentář. Come on, doesn't anybody have any show ideas? [begins to whistle]. How about we do a show where we kill Butters? Don't you see? Watch the full episode online. Úvodní stránka - Diskuze OSOBNOSTI.cz. 2010. Cartman If you guys want episodes where your OTP is shown, ask me in the comments, I already did Kyman. Ah, Token, can I have a quick word with you? You play as the new kid in town as you and your family have moved to South Park for reasons made unknown at the start of the game. Censor Bleep Dick De Benedictis Music FUNKYTOWN (LIPPS INC.)(Heard once in "Towelie".) Find out when South Park is on TV, including Series 8-Episode 11: Quest for Ratings. Kids don't care about the news, boys. An announcer introduces the news over some action-type music. Now, if it's more of a lucid, speedy kind of high you're looking for, I do also carry the Daytab Cold and Flu. We're making the news more appealing to students. What you want is Calminex PM. In "Quest for Ratings", when Craig's school program is canceled, the teacher orders him to be castrated. South Park: The Fractured But Whole second story DLC Bring the Crunch out July 31. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Fellas, this is our chance! Butters is in his underwear. Mr. Meryl closes the door behnd them.]. Reportedly South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have written most of the script, but that's no excuse. Stan, come on. Fail, and you will forever be known as…a loser. South Park: The Stick of Truth is a single-player Role-playing game (RPG) based on the characters and universe of the Comedy Central television network's South Park animated series. Four. The follow-up to 2014’s South Park: ... but many of the missions feel reliant on the battle system over a funny script to piece it all together. Well how about we get panda bears and we have them dance around with us. [they quickly write their ideas down in their tablets], [Stan then sees an imploding building, then some dancing African women, an explosion in another building, a zoom-pan shot of an African dancer. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. Eric, the outfits are even skimpier than before, leaving very little to the imagination. Maybe the problem is we don't have very good stories to report on. Uh here's one: the uh, snail tripped over a hurdle, a-and the other snail says "Well that's gonna add another hour to his time." I can't lose this extracurricular credit. Raisins Girls Wait, I've got it. Stan paces the floor.]. Yeah, I think that was one of our best shows yet. We worked too hard to just roll over for Craig and his stupid overall deal. Yeah. I'm afraid it's worse than that, boys. Jimmy has set his crutches aside and is now drinking the cough syrup]. The school has to cancel your show? Please, Mr. Meryl, but, the news is our life. It's boring. Uhwhy I could say I saw celebrities even though I didn't, a-a-and then lie about what I saw them doing. This proves my point. List of songs from South Park - S8E11 "Quest for Ratings", w/ scene descriptions. From choosing our judges to creating opportunities, our top priority has always been the writer. That's the spirit! Your show beat Close-up Animals with a Wide Angle Lens by three viewers! I wrote down... all the lyrics to the Happy Days theme song. Get to it! But they took action: ridded their entire town of cough medicine, and what we see now is a happier school, 100% cough medicine-free. We have to appeal to all the students, so we, we need hot girls for the sixth graders... Maybe we need to make students think they. Enjoy your day at South Park Eh- ...eh- ...eh- ...eh- [lilts]> ehehehehe [normal] eh- ...Elementary. Officer Barbrady takes part in the arrest]. That's what the sixth graders do behind the school at recess. Stupid news hair! The boys begin to exaggerate stories when their student news show falls behind in the ratings. On me! They're paying me six dollars a week to come up with new shows. You need to know how important ratings are, Craig, so, I'm going to suspend you from school and request that you have your testicles removed surgically. Craig No, but don't you see? Kyle "Quest for Ratings" is the eleventh episode in the eighth season of the American animated television series South Park. Butters' birthday is revealed to be September 11. For kids. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. [at a small desk, for Sports] Another devastating loss for the Cows last night, Eric. And now, [sudden change of tone and flashy graphics follow] a Sexy Action News Team Special Report: Cough Medicine Abuse in School! Stan? With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Adrien Beard, John 'Nancy' Hansen. The boys are seated for lunch: Jimmy, Butters, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Token. "Quest for Ratings" Just one person and a video camera. But first, Stan Marsh has a look at some new outfits for the Raisins girls! [brings out the next package] Dexa Cough, children's formula. 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